Wednesday, 20 February 2013




US stoner shoots self to test if death has been abolished
Last Thanksgiving, after losing his job, Josh Addlewitz, 27, returned home to live with his parents in Lincoln, Nebraska. Making a trip downtown last month, the stoner passed a workman boarding up the window of the high street undertaker and heard him comment to a colleague that the place was closing down because death had been abolished.
Back at home, after rolling another joint, Addlewitz blew out his brains with his dad’s automatic.
Lincoln Gazette

BREAKING NEWS! Arsenal to sign Mourinho.

 

Tuesday, 19 February 2013

LONDON'S SHIFTING POPULATION - whites dwindle to 45% according to new statistics.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21511904

Monday, 20 August 2012

Ooops!


Facebook has lost about $40 billion in market value since the IPO, and as such is the worst major IPO ever!
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/facebook-stock-fb-closes-50-percent-offer-price/story?id=17018516

Friday, 10 August 2012

VIGYÁZAT! Hazi Palinka!


DANGER! Hungarian 51% plum brandy is powerful stuff! This video of what Hungarian lorry driver Korbely Pal got up to after drinking '51% plum brandy' is proof:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-19206417