I complained about my flat white being too milky. The barista brought me a fresh coffee::

The Tower hemorrhages poppies

For the anniversary of the outbreak of WW1 the Tower at London hemorrhages poppies:

Just ate a chocolate cheesecake from Bea's in Holborn so good it made me weep.

Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela.

Photo of the Year:

http://kep.index.hu/1/0/558/5589/55894/5589450_3a9dd3d9d87b1587f0ea1e2cc5a100ad_wm.jpg

Toilet Humour

From East Midlands Trains:

London Cycle Lane - Cycling Prohibited!

Tower Hill:

Duh!